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📋 Editorial Note: VARsenal is a satirical fan site. All submissions are reviewed for factual accuracy before publication. We will not publish submissions that are defamatory, personal attacks on individuals, or factually incorrect. Submissions about genuine refereeing controversies, VAR errors, and on-pitch incidents are welcome. This is banter — keep it that way.

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Madueke Penalty vs Leverkusen — Submitted by @SpursUntil1882

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"Minimal contact from Tillman, Madueke goes down like he's been shot. Ex-PGMOL boss calls it simulation. Penalty given. Arsenal draw. Arteta threatens boycott because VAR didn't give them ANOTHER one."

🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩 PGMOL-Level · Under Review

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Havertz Phantom Yellow Card — Submitted by @WolvesForever

Champions League · 11 March 2026 · Other Dodgy Business

"Havertz booked in the 94th minute for standing in the box while Grimaldo had his arms around him. The official reason was 'argument' — no argument visible. Even Arsenal fans couldn't explain it."

🎩🎩🎩 Blatant · Verified — On Site

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44.4 Seconds Per Corner — Submitted by @EveryClubFan

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"Opta data confirms Arsenal take 44.4 seconds per corner on average — the longest in the entire Premier League. Man City: 32.3s. Chelsea: 30.8s. Arsenal: 44.4s. Arteta response: 'I'm upset we haven't scored more.'"

🎩🎩🎩🎩 Outrageous · Verified — On Site