Manager
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The Game

You're on the payroll. Make dodgy decisions for Arsenal. Pocket the bribes. Don't get caught by the FA.

⚠️ Satirical parody game for entertainment only. All characters are fictional. No actual referees were bribed in the making of this game (probably).

HOW TO PLAY

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You're On The Payroll

The manager has been slipping envelopes under your hotel room door. Your job is to make decisions that benefit Arsenal and collect your bribe money.

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Make The Decision

Each incident gives you two choices: the CORRUPT decision (benefit Arsenal, earn cash) or the HONEST decision (correct call, but you lose money and Arteta gets angry).

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Watch The Suspicion Meter

Every dodgy decision raises your Suspicion Meter. If it hits 100%, the FA catches you. Keep it low by occasionally making correct calls or collecting Arteta's envelopes.

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Survive The VAR Check

Sometimes VAR will review your decision. Tap the button rapidly to "distract" the VAR operator before the truth is revealed. Fail and your suspicion skyrockets.

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Win The Game

Complete all 5 matches without getting caught. Retire to Spain with Arteta's money. Sorted.

MATCH 1

Premier League
Manager
"Listen, Mike. I need you to be... flexible today. Very flexible. There's a nice envelope in it for you. Just remember: every decision is a judgment call. And today, your judgment is... mine."
TODAY'S FIXTURE
Arsenal vs Wolves
💰 £0
SUSPICION 0%
0–0 1'
INCIDENT 1 OF 5
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Gary Neville: "Interesting decision from the referee there..."

📺 VAR CHECK!

Distract the VAR operator before they see the truth!

VAR Bunker
Tap to distract! 0 / 20

Tap the button rapidly to call Dave in the VAR bunker and tell him to "look the other way"!

⏸ HALF TIME

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Bribes Collected
£0
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Suspicion Level
0%
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Corrupt Decisions Made
0
"The referee has had an... interesting first half. Gary Neville is already raising an eyebrow in the studio."
Caught!
BUSTED!

The FA has launched a full investigation. Your career is over. Arteta has denied ever meeting you.

£0
Pocketed
0
Corrupt Calls
1/5
Matches
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YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT!

You've successfully refereed 5 Arsenal matches, pocketed a small fortune, and are now retiring to a villa in Marbella. Arteta sends his regards.

£0

Total bribes collected. Well earned.

0
Corrupt Calls
0%
Final Suspicion
FA Inspector
⚠️ The FA Inspector has arrived at the stadium. He's watching you closely!